happy chinese new year!

the year of the dog has arrived
but apparently is not very good for pigs like me...
well.. just do my best lar!
hahah cant avoid destiny rite..

anyways as in keeping with 2006 resolutions
here is my take on the year of the dog resolutions
1. to WANG like the dog
2. to run like a dog
3. to be as cute as a dog
4. to study like a dog
5. to survive like a dog

last but not least..
6. to have balls of a dog.. and finally ask her out..

advertisement alert

as u can tell.. im not really a good blogger..
heck im not even a regular blogger..
so...
how else to utilise this small sad space in cyberspace that i can put my nonsense
than to do some advertisement!!
haha.. so i will promote my acoustical services for anyone who requires it for any function
be it wedding
bash
bday party
vday surprise
class gathering
army gathering
eca gathering
funeral..
ermm maybe not the last one... :)
so any event,
and u need a clown who plays a guitar
ENGAGE ME!!!!

end of advertisement

when will benitez learn...

gutted..
totally gutted...
once again.. zonal marking has reared its weakest head
and pool let in a goal right at the dead..
senor benitez...
when will u ever realise that zonal marking is NOT the right tactic for set pieces in the english league???
pool is not valencia...
gotta increase ur tactical acumen senor..

can lose to chelsea
lose to arsenal..
but pls.. DONT LOSE TO MAN UTD!!
they give the Reds a bad name..
simi red devils...
i will be the saint and exorcise them!!!
down with man utd!!

heads or tails?

hmm.. kinda interesting when..
after a nite of super loud music in MoS..
lioneldude decided to take out and flip his 1 dollar coin
interesting.. coz the qn came
heads or tails?
and somehow
i cant resist myself from calling heads all the time
got it right 3/4 times
not bad

so does calling heads signify anything??
too 1 track mind maybe...
but it also means singlemindedness?
hmm
maybe
just too shag that nite to bother
which brings another qn
why were we flipping coins outside MoS..
when we should be inside???

sleeping in lecture..

very interesting to see the REpublic poly's ad..
that their students dont sleep in lectures...
well right here in our top 10 uni
this happens..
<-----

its not that you want to sleep in lecture...
but SOMETIMES the lecturer is really TOO DAMN BORING!!
and with poor air-conditioning
8am day
late nite doing reports

and viola.
u have a student sleeping in lecture
so.. bad ad pitch republic poly
coz...
i believe i can find a student who sleeps in ur lecture
easily...:)

just saw fire works today
dunno for wat ocassion too..
but when its right in front of ur window
u just cant resist the urge to click a few buttons on ur phone

very blur and poor shots..
which also suggest i should upgrade my phone...
heheheheee :)

so any recommendations for a new phone??

for my one and only loyal follower

yes.. this entry is for my only loyal reader of this pathetic blog
he has been (yes and its a guy somemore.. sian) asking why nothing to read..
well if he considered my other entries as nothing to read.. then ...
neh mind..

anyways.. just over the moon to have finally replaced my old printer!
yay!! can print my own tutorials...
ermm.. ok maybe thats not the only thing i can print..
but its just a cheap thrill to have some new gadget.. totally awesome

sch has started.. usual rumble and tumble in the 1st wk...
just realised alot of info is either not relayed to me... or im just super hor lan in sch
either way.. im just a lost lonely soul wondering along engineering drive
not a good way to start a new sem..
seems kinda familiar too... like last sem..

anyways taking 151 gave me a whole sense of irony 1 day...
was looking aimlessly around inside the bus when i started scrutinising the ads splayed inside the bus( yes im that bored.. with no eye candy to ogle at!!!)
then i realised... its an ad for NTU
talk abt hard selling...
doesnt get harder than that!!!
an NTU ad in a NUS bound bus... excellent
wonder in there is a NUS ad in bus.. wateva bus that passes thru NTU

alrite then.. i think i have broken my record for longest ever blog entry.
and its all for my one and only loyal follower
thanks for reading my shit through all these..
days? its been a long and winding road
just hope pple would stop pang sei-ing me...
or talk to girls half way thru playing dotA
or team up against me in CS

or steal my grades in sch

simple or complicated?

so what is ur answer??
if ur answer is 3125...
then congrats.. ur math is still good and functional

the correct answer is actually 1
read the 1st sentence again...
and u will know whether ur a simple or complicated person!

do you take things simple or complicated?

received this as a sms recently...
quite a decent poser..
if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
then 5 = ???

think carefully about this...
and see if you can get the answer!!
cheerios
p.s answer will be revealed tmr

new year.. new resolutions!

ahhh.. is that time of year again...
for new resolutions and goals...
hmm though i never keep them... here is my take on 2006!
hehe

resolutions:
1. to be able to run 1km without fearing i will collapse with cardiac arrest
2. to be able to tab all Jay's songs(acoustic style)
3. to be able to beg borrow and steal enough money to buy Terr's ibanez
4. to finally wait out my contract and get a new phone. Yay!
5. to be able to hold a considerable rally in tennis.. say 4 consecutive strokes?
6. to be able to dance like Andy Lau
7. to lead Millwall to the premiership and NOT get relegated

okok... yes the above sounds real crappy...
but hey.. crappy resolutions make for betta fun in the year!
cheers!